Scary Movie Monday – The Valley of Gwangi

Continuing with our theme of Willis O’Brien related films (that are not King Kong), we have 1969’s The Valley of Gwangi, from Warner Brothers/Seven Arts, featuring perhaps the worst studio logo in Warner’s history, a clunky ‘W’ in a shield with a horizontal bit extending from the top right to form a ‘7.’ Ghastly.

But we’re here to talk about Willis O’Brien, which may have you wondering: how can this picture be included if Willis O’Brien died years before the film was made? The Valley of Gwangi was actually a project that Willis O’Brien tried to develop before World War II. It had been in preproduction at RKO–scripts written, storyboards done, models built, principal actors cast–but like so many of O’Brien’s projects, it fell through.

Here are storyboards drawn by Obie delineating some of the major scenes (published in 1982 in Cinefex magazine #7). You may want to come back up here and compare later.

One of the major sequences proposed for Gwangi was folded into the plot of Mighty Joe Young (which we’ll discuss next week), but the rest was abandoned. A few years after O’Brien’s death on November 8, 1962 (I was exactly one week old), Harryhausen found some of the old production materials that had come into his possession and proposed the project to Charles Schneer.

The movie opens with a bloody dude stumbling to a nighttime meeting with a group of gypsies. He has something in a bag which writhes and squeals when he falls down. I wonder what was really in the bag, because it did not like landing on the rocks the way it did. He hands the bag to Carlos, one of the gypsies who is also his brother. A blind old gypsy woman tells Carlos the bag must be returned to the “Evil One,” but Carlos doesn’t listen.

Some time later, Tuck Kirby (James Franciscus) arrives in a sleepy Mexican town which is greeting the arrival of the Breckenridge Wild West Show. There are cowboys and Indians and lots of horses and for some reason, an elephant.

Notice how small the elephant is. Tuck runs into a smooth-talking orphan boy named Lope, who offers to guide Tuck around. Tuck feels a kinship with the boy’s greed and decides to hire him. Later, Tuck rides out to watch the Breckenridge show. It turns out that Tuck used to be part of the show and left under less than pleasant circumstances. We get our first brief glimpse of Harryhausen effects when the show’s owner, the beautiful T.J. Breckenridge, jumps Omar the Wonder Horse off a platform into a vat of water.

Later in T.J.’s dressing room, Tuck brings her an offer: Buffalo Bill wants to buy Omar for his show. T.J. refuses, even though her show is struggling financially. As they talk, we learn that T.J. had previously offered to sell the show and marry Tuck, but Tuck ran away, so now she hates his guts.

On the way back from the show, Tuck meets Professor Bromley, another customer of Lope’s. Bromley is a paleontologist who has found Eohippus fossils contemporaneous with humans, when Eohippus (a tiny, three-toed horse) supposedly went extinct almost 50 million years before the rise of man (Laurence Naismith, who plays Bromley, seems to go back and forth between saying “million” and “billion” at various times throughout the picture). Bromley’s kind of creepy.

Tuck goes back to see T.J. to try to change her mind. Bullfighters are rehearsing in the ring, and Lope decides to tempt the bull. Tuck saves him, but is hurt by the bull and saved in turn by gypsy Carlos, who is now a member of the Breckenridge show. Carlos regrets his heroism moments later when T.J. rushes to Tuck’s side, revealing that she still loves him. She loves him so much, in fact, that she reveals to him the secret act that Carlos has brought her, the one that will make her rich enough to ignore any offers from Buffalo Bill.

It’s a tiny three-toed horse (incongruously named “El Diablo”) that she has been teaching to dance, which rings a bell with Tuck. He later brings Bromley to see the horse, which Bromley recognizes as a living Eohippus. Bromley realizes that the real issue is not El Diablo, but where he came from, because where there’s one, there must be more. Bromley goes starry-eyed at the possibility of scientific prizes, while Tuck sees a fortune to be made.

Unfortunately, their path to El Diablo runs through Carlos, who is upset that T.J. betrayed their secret to Tuck. But Carlos lets slip that the gypsies led by crazy blind Tia Zorina know where the horse came from. So Tuck gets Lope to track down the gypsy camp, where Tia Zorina refuses to help him. But after Tuck leaves, Professor Bromley tells Tia Zorina where El Diablo is being kept, and the next night, the gypsies strike.

Never turn your back on a giggling midget with a crowbar. Just sayin’.

Carlos is knocked out, but comes to in time to see Tuck race off after the gypsies, leading him to accuse Tuck of being the thief. So Tuck and Professor Bromley chase the gypsies, pursued in turn by T.J. and her most loyal cowboys. They all have a confrontation just outside a ring of forbidding mountains, where they spot El Diablo having a chat with one of their horses.

El Diablo runs away into a small opening in the cliff wall, which turns out to lead into a hidden valley. They widen the opening to fit their horses through and cross into another world (and if you’re keeping time, this is almost exactly halfway through the movie). The valley is both alien and awesome.

T.J., Carlos, Professor Bromley, and Lope are attacked by a pterodactyl that grabs Lope right off the back of Bromley’s horse.

This is a standard Harryhausen pterodactyl, which is to say, it isn’t really a pterodactyl at all. Pterodactyls had one long finger and an unbroken flap of skin between that finger and their torso. Harryhausen felt that single flap of skin looked too flimsy for actual flight, so his pterodactyls always have bat wings.

The pterodactyl tries to fly off with Lope, but he is too heavy, so the pterodactyl crashes back to Earth. Some folks point this out as a logic flaw in the movie, since the night before, a pterodactyl carries away Lope’s mule, which far outweighs him. But there’s nothing in the picture which identifies this as the same pterodactyl. Anyway, Carlos jumps on the thing’s back and wrestles it, just like the bulls back in town (and compare this shot to the storyboards above).

Say, does Carlos’s shirt look a little… red to you? I’m sure it’s nothing. He breaks the pterodactyl’s neck. Meanwhile, Tuck and the other cowboys spot a small dinosaur (one of the cowboys says its a Pluktostrich and it takes a moment to realize he actually said, “plucked ostrich”) and try to catch it for the show. But something else catches it first.

Meet Gwangi. It’s an awesome entrance. He chases the cowboys  back to where they meet up with the other half of their party, and everyone flees (except the professor). But the dead pterodactyl and a territorial Styracosaurus convince Gwangi to go back and have a peaceful lunch instead.

The group holes up in a handy cave to spend the night. T.J. offers once again to sell the show and marry Tuck, and this time, Tuck agrees, provided they move to Wyoming and start a ranch, giving up show business altogether. Ah, love.

The next morning, Tuck goes out to fetch water and encounters Gwangi instead, who pauses to scratch his face.

And if you’re wondering why this is significant, go read about it here (scroll halfway down the story for the discussion in question). I’ll wait.

Gwangi chases Tuck back to the cave, where the cowboys try to protect Tuck by roping Gwangi.  This is the crown jewel of the movie’s effects scenes, a beautiful piece of work by Harryhausen. Once again, compare these screencaps to the storyboard drawings above.

Of course, one reason Harryhausen was able to pull this scene off was that he had done much the same thing before, as we’ll see next week. But eventually, Gwangi is able to chew free of the ropes just as the angry Styracosaurus arrives to find out what all the noise is about and yell at everybody to get off his lawn.

Gwangi and the Styracosaurus get into a fight, which Carlos helps determine the outcome of when he spears one of the combatants, apparently practicing his picador skills. And here’s the last of the storyboard comparison moments (notice in the storyboard, Gwangi is actually fighting a Triceratops, not a Styracosaurus).

Gwangi wins the fight, and our heroes have to flee right past him, because Carlos has also started a brush fire that drives them away from the cave. That Carlos… It’s almost like he’s cursed, or something. The old lady did say something about him being cursed for taking the Eohippus away. Or maybe it’s the color of his shirt.

Definitely the shirt.

The group minus Carlos escapes through the narrow passage out of the valley with Gwangi in hot pursuit, but in trying to squeeze through the narrow opening, Gwangi starts a rockslide that knocks him cold. Immediately Tuck and Champ, T.J.’s foreman, decide to take Gwangi back to civilization and put him in the show. And before you can say, “This is exactly the plot of King Kong, which was exactly the plot of The Lost World, because apparently Willis O’Brien only had about three ideas in his entire life that he kept repeating ad infinitum,” that’s exactly what they do. They build a giant cart and haul Gwangi back to town.

But it turns out that hardly anybody’s happy about it. Bromley is upset that Gwangi is being exhibited for profit rather than turned over to the Royal Society in England so that he can receive a knighthood. Tuck is unhappy that T.J. has decided to take Gwangi on a world tour rather than retire to Wyoming with him. And the gypsies are pissed that Gwangi is now a prisoner instead of an evil god.

And now it’s showtime. But first, we get to see a little of the opening act: the elephant (remember him from way back in the beginning?) Only now he’s freaking huge, so big that the production literally could not find an elephant big enough, so Harryhausen had to animate it.

So Tia Zorina sends her creepy midget henchman to remove the giant steel pins holding Gwangi’s cage together. Which means that when the curtain goes up to reveal Gwangi, he’s busy having a little snack.

Gwangi busts out of the cage, and everyone panics. Bromley is crushed by the falling cage, and creepy old Tia Zorina is trampled to death by the fleeing crowd. Gwangi then gets into a fight with the elephant, because why even have a gigantic elephant in your Wild West show if it’s not going to fight a dinosaur? It’s not like it’s a Prairie Elephant.

Then of course, Gwangi storms out of the arena and runs wild in the streets. He chases the fleeing crowds into the cathedral, only everybody runs out the back way, leaving Gwangi alone, except for Tuck, T.J. and Lope.  Tuck sets the building on  fire (and seriously, this cathedral is huge, even bigger than the one in Daredevil, only it’s even more out of place in this empty nothing nameless Mexican village) and escapes with the others. Gwangi dies screaming.

Poor Gwangi. And poor townspeople, because seriously, that cathedral must have cost them pretty much every centavo the town has made for the past century or so. And poor T.J. and Co., because as soon as the fire dies down, nobody’s going to be very happy with them. Somewhere in Hell, Carlos is laughing.

And that’s it. The Valley of Gwangi is often dismissed by casual fans, because it’s not very original, and visually, the live action portions feel almost more like a TV series than a feature film. And the most technically complicated effects sequence, the roping of Gwangi, doesn’t look all that impressive. It’s seamless, but not spectacular.

But The Valley of Gwangi is, for me at least, one of the better Harryhausen movies overall (considering that, effects aside, all of Harryhausen’s movies are pretty mediocre). It’s fun to watch, and the simple story is pretty well handled. And Gwangi is fierce.

I especially like the way that basically the entire story is driven by guys wanting to get into T.J.’s pants. Carlos defies his own people’s curse out of his unrequited crush on her, and Tuck’s feelings for her set the rest in motion.

Next week: Mr. Joseph Young of Africa.

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Plus, my fingers break off when I try to put my weight on them.

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Out of the Vault – Marvel’s Godzilla, King of the Monsters

Continuing our Halloween coverage of daikaiju in the comics, we come to the grandaddy of them all, Godzilla. But this is a very American Godzilla (though not the Godzilla of the high-profile 1998 American reimagining).

In 1977, Marvel Comics released its first issue of Godzilla, King of the Monsters. Reading the comic was a strange experience for a fan. Because on the one hand, this was Godzilla, who is awesome. But on the other hand, Marvel had apparently only gotten the rights to Godzilla, not any of the other monsters or human characters. So instead of fighting alongside or against Mothra, Rodan, Ghidrah or any of the other constellation of monsters and aliens from the movies, Godzilla became part of the Marvel universe.

Writer Doug Moench stole the scenario from the early Hulk books: giant green monster on the rampage, pursued by a special government task force, with S.H.I.E.L.D. subbing for the Hulkbusters. On the artistic side, who better to draw your faux-Hulk book than former Hulk great Herb Trimpe? His artwork tended toward the crude, and his Godzilla was much more animalistic than the more anthropomorphized Godzilla then appearing in Toho’s movie series, but his storytelling was always clear and he got in some really impressive splash panels that really emphasized the scale of the monsters.

Godzilla appeared in Alaska after decades of trashing Japan, and S.H.I.E.L.D. was there to try to stop him. They failed to do much, but he retreated back into the ocean anyway, only to reappear in Seattle. At this point, S.H.I.E.L.D. had set up a special task force headed up by Dum Dum Dugan and Gabe Jones (who you might remember from Captain America: The First Avenger–Dum Dum’s the guy with the hat and Gabe is the black guy).

The S.H.I.E.L.D. strategy was divided in two parts: Dum Dum would lead the conventional weapons to try to keep Godzilla away from major metropolitan areas, while Tony Stark and S.H.I.E.L.D. liaison Jimmy Woo worked with Japanese scientist and Godzilla expert Yuriko Takiguchi to build a special anti-Godzilla weapon (and no, Yuriko was not a woman–Marvel continues its tradition of having trouble with the genders of foreign names, e.g. Natasha Romanoff).

Looking back over the entire series now, I’m surprised at how well it holds up. Admittedly, I can’t really read the issues; in the manner of Marvel during the Shooter era, everything is waaaaaay overdescribed. But the plots work really well.

A San Francisco battle with the third-string Champions super-group is nicely handled, climaxing with Hercules accidentally crippling a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier with a chunk of the Golden Gate Bridge he meant to hit Godzilla with. Issues #4 & #5 finally introduce other monsters into the book, gigantic mutations created by the kaiju-style supervillain Dr. Demonicus.  The S.H.I.E.L.D. superweapon is finally finished, a giant battlesuit called Red Ronin, which is promptly stolen by young Rob Takiguchi, echoing Japanese series like Giant Robo. Red Ronin then battles alongside Godzilla against a gigantic mutated Bigfoot called Yetrigar in a battle reminiscent of King Kong vs. Godzilla. The series had a nice mix of action styles, never took itself too seriously, and included fun, oblique callbacks to the movie series.

It all came to a climax with issues #12-14, in which Godzilla battled the alien Mega Monsters. Almost immediately after defeating the giant Yetrigar, Godzilla is sucked up through a dimensional portal and appears on the moon, where he encounters a hideous creature identified to readers as the Beta Beast.

Godzilla makes short work of the creature, at which point, he is contacted by the aliens who have set the entire contest up. They are from the planet Beta, which is currently at war with the planet Mega. Both sides have been capturing giant monsters from other planets and souping them up to use as weapons in the war. But there are few planets with giant monsters left. The Betans just used up their last monster to test Godzilla, and now they warn him that the Megans (yes, an unfortunately unthreatening name, unless you’re a high school girl) are sending their three mightiest monsters to conquer Earth, so that they can exploit Godzilla and his kind. Godzilla must defend the Earth from their onslaught!

Meanwhile, back on Earth, Red Ronin has just been attacked near Salt Lake City by the first of the Mega Monsters, a gigantic flying rhino named Triax. Let the true battle begin!

In issue 13, Godzilla appears back on Earth and fights Triax alongside Red Ronin. Triax flies by sucking in air through his mouth and shooting it out through vents in his feet.

In space, the Betans detect a Megan ship approaching Earth bearing an Energex Ray, which will increase the Mega Monsters’ power tenfold (it will also eventually kill them, but omelets and eggs, you know). The Betans attempt to stop the Megan ship. Meanwhile, Godzilla and Red Ronin are holding their own against Triax when the other two Mega Monsters–saucer-headed Rhiahn and burrowing Krollar–join the fray, and shit gets real.

The battle rages back and forth for a while, but then Rhiahn’s Megan masters order him to use his  so-called “anterior bio-blades” (which are actually his tail and therefore technically posterior bio-blades). You know what, who cares what they’re called?  They still cut off Red Ronin’s head.

And to make matters worse, though the Betans have managed to cripple the Megan ship, it still manages to fire its Energex Ray before blowing up, which means that Godzilla is now alone facing all three Mega Monsters, who have now leveled up.

Everything looks well and truly hopeless. Godzilla is being pounded by his three energized opponents, the crippled Betan ship crash-lands into its moon base (dooming all the Betans to death so that they cannot help), and the Utah National Guard forces are completely outmatched. With Red Ronin beheaded and their new Behemoth heli-carrier crippled by Yetrigar, S.H.I.E.L.D. can offer no real help either (and to tell the truth, they’re just as outmatched as the National Guard).

But Dum Dum and Gabe refuse to give up. Although their S.H.I.E.L.D. vehicles are no match for the Mega Monsters, they decide to use them to distract the monsters long enough for Godzilla to beat them one by one.

It’s a brave, self-sacrificing act, and it works. Without his teammates to distract Godzilla, Krollar becomes easy prey. Godzilla burns him, then pounds him into the ground. Triax becomes the next victim when he attempts another ramming run at Godzilla from the wrong direction.

Now only Rhiahn is left, but he is the most dangerous foe of all. After all, he’s the one who beheaded Red Ronin. Which reminds Godzilla…

That is fanboy awesome-sauce (a term I never use and hopefully never will again).  This was exactly what we had been reading Godzilla, King of the Monsters for a year and hoping to see. It was near-perfect. The three issues formed a textbook three-act structure with action and suspense. The action was spectacular, the Mega Monsters proving to be worthy foes with their distinctly different abilities and fighting styles. And the way their abilities were turned against them was just beautiful.

The way the Betans all died was a bit of a downer, and there was way too much talky-talk. Switching inkers mid-story from Fred Kida to Dan Green didn’t help (and frankly, the entire series would have benefited from better inkers–I can only imagine what Dave Cockrum or Terry Austin or even Joe Sinnott might have done with a story like this). But this was a story that really showed the potential in the entire Godzilla concept.

Unfortunately, the series never got quite that good again. The next two issues pitted Godzilla against cattle rustlers (seriously). It was silly fun with some nice callbacks to The Valley of Gwangi (one cowboy jumps off a cliff, lassos the big G and then rides on his head like he’s trying to break a bronco), but it felt small compared to what we’d just been through.

And speaking of small, the next issue really got small when S.H.I.E.L.D. decided to try a different approach to solving the Godzilla problem by using Hank Pym’s shrinking gas on Godzilla. For six issues, we watched a tiny Godzilla slowly grow as he fought menaces like sewer rats and street muggers, got in a fistfight with Gabe and Dum Dum, and traveled back in time to team up with Jack Kirby’s Devil Dinosaur. When he finally got back to full-size and present day, he wiped his feet on New York City in a two issue battle with The Avengers, and then headed off into the sunset (although he was technically going east, so it was more like into the sunrise).

And that was that. Godzilla had taken a two-year journey across America, and with issue 24,  he was gone. Other publishers have tried to do their own takes on Godzilla that were better in some ways, but Marvel’s Godzilla, King of the Monsters will always have its own unique place in the pantheon.

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I try to stand, but my ass sticks to the ground and rips.

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Except that each crystal grows tiny legs and starts to walk away.

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I can track my leg by the trail of scarlet grains.

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There’s no blood here, just tiny crystals like crimson sand.

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Speaking of which, where did all the blood go?

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Super Movie Monday – The Black Scorpion


Someday, since this is a superhero blog, I’ll have to cover the other Black Scorpion movie, the one about a black-clad female superhero. But since we’re in Halloween mode, we’re talking here about the cheapie released by Warner Brothers in 1957.

The Black Scorpion was made toward the end of Willis O’Brien’s career. O’Brien was a great special effects pioneer, especially in the realm of stop motion puppetry, but he was not so great at coming up with stories. After he won an Academy Award for the effects on Mighty Joe Young, his career suffered a gradual decline as he pitched project after project that never came to fruition. So a few years later, he found himself desperate enough to accept the job of supervising special effects on a low-budget film being shot in Mexico. Pete Peterson (the assistant on Mighty Joe Young who wasn’t Ray Harryhausen) did the actual animation.

The film opens with some dry narration over stock footage about a mighty volcano devastating Mexico. Then we meet our heroes, Hank Scott and Arturo Ramos, two geologists who have come to study the volcano. The volcano has destroyed phone lines, so they’re not sure if the nearby village of San Lorenzo even still exists. As they draw near to the village, they hear a mysterious sound (the same sound effect used for the giant ants in Them!) just as they come upon a farmhouse that has been partially destroyed. One thing you’ll notice as the movie progresses is that these guys are awfully jolly in the midst of all the death and destruction around them.

There is also a wrecked police car nearby. They talk to the police dispatcher, who does not sound at all Mexican. He keeps trying to get Hank and Arturo to identify themselves, and if you begin to suspect that he is a spy working for a mysterious government organization that may have caused this whole mess through a secret weapons project that got out of control, well, you’re wrong, but not without a good reason. The voice on the radio belongs to one Bob Johnson, who became famous as the anonymous voice on the tape that assigned missions to Jim Phelps and his Impossible Mission Force on Mission: Impossible.

They discover an infant in a crib is the only survivor, and moments later, find the owner of the police car.

Oh yeah, he’s dead.

Hank and Arturo continue to the village of San Lorenzo, where they deliver the baby to Father Delgado, who tells them about several mysterious deaths and disappearances that seemed to originate near a local ranch. So the next day, the two geologists head out there, where they meet beautiful rancher Teresa Alvarez.

They take her to San Lorenzo, where she convinces her ranch hands to return, while Hank and Arturo visit a local doctor who tells them the cop was poisoned from a wound in his neck. He also shows them a huge clawprint found at the scene. And this guy is, if anything, even more jolly than our two heroes.

After their meeting with the doctor, Hank and Arturo end up back at Teresa’s ranch. Both Teresa and young servant Juanito take a liking to Hank. Arturo discovers a live scorpion embedded in a chunk of obsidian they retrieved from near the volcano (that squeaks using the exact same sound effects used in old movies whenever you saw a bat). Cue the phone call. Teresa gets a call from the telephone linemen, telling her that the phones are fixed, just in time for her to hear them being killed by this big fellow.

The animation by Peterson is pretty effective. The scorpion models are a little rough, but the moody lighting and black-and-white photography work to the movie’s advantage (although when I deepened the contrast for this shot, I eliminated a clearly visible support wire running up from the truck’s bumper). In fact, you could consider the special effects to be pretty kick-ass if it weren’t for this.

This is just horrible in about five different ways that I don’t really need to describe to you. But the thing is, because the film has such a low budget, they cut away to this piece of crap a lot in order to pad the running time cheaply.

But before Hank and Arturo can rush to the site where the linemen were attacked, the ranch is attacked by another scorpion, while San Lorenzo is being attacked by yet another. And once again, the film betrays its low budget with some terrible traveling matte work. Or maybe it’s awesome.

See, according to IMDB and some other sources, the reason the scorpion is completely black here is that they ran out of money and weren’t able to complete the opticals. In this shot, they’ve pulled a matte for the scorpion (to prevent the background from bleeding through), but haven’t done the final pass to add the animated scorpion model. But given the dark night scene, this silhouette has a weirdly compelling quality.

The next day, a scientific expert from Mexico City shows up, along with some Army troops and some big tanks of poison gas for killing giant scorpions. They search for the place where the scorpions have come from and discover a huge fissure in the ground. Hank and Arturo, having the most experience with caves, volunteer to make the descent and set off the gas. But before they go, Teresa finds Hank so irresistible in his cave-diving suit that she has to plant one on him, finally.

Before they go, Hank asks Teresa to keep an eye on Juanito (who was discovered stowing away in one of the equipment trailers). Our heroes are lowered by crane in a gondola deep into the earth, until they reach bottom.

That white dot next to the black smudge on the upper left is a standard O’Brien pterodactyl or something. O’Brien always liked to add something flying to wide shots to give life to the environment.

Hank and Arturo discover that the cave not only hosts a bunch of giant scorpions, but also some other strange giant creatures.

That tentacled worm on the right there is supposedly one of the unused puppets from the lost spider pit sequence from King Kong. I actually have my doubts about this. The models for Kong were constructed in 1932-1933 by Marcel Delgado, who talks here about how the rubber starts to break down from the day the model is finished. I seriously doubt you could animate a 25-year-old model without it disintegrating in your hands. On the other hand, they could have scavenged the armatures (the jointed metal skeleton inside the model) and fabricated new models around them.

Before Hank and Arturo can set off the gas and return to the surface, they have to save Juanito, who has stowed away aboard the gondola and is now being chased by this crab-clawed trapdoor spider (also supposedly a spider pit sequence monster).

By they time they all get back to the gondola, it is in the process of being destroyed by the biggest scorpion of all. Arturo barely manages to get back to the surface on the bare cable before sending it back down for Hank and Juanito. Teresa is startled to hear that Juanito is down there. Yeah, you only had one job, lady: keep an eye on Juanito. Way to not even notice he was gone.

Finally everyone is safe, but they didn’t manage to set off the poison gas. Instead, they decide to dynamite the passage. They depress the plunger and HOLY SHIT!

There on the left is the 900-foot volcano that has devastated the entire countryside. And it is literally dwarfed by the monster (miniature) explosion set off by the army.

So the passage is sealed and the threat of the scorpions is ended. Until Hank and Arturo are summoned to Mexico City, where the government tells them that more scorpions have been sighted. Hank relates how they saw the big scorpion kill the smaller ones by stinging them in the throat, their one weak point.

But before they can perfect a weapon to kill the scorpions, the creatures attack a passenger train and massacre the inhabitants.

And once again, a great scene is diminished by a limited budget. The animation here is great, but its impact is muted by some awful mattes and the fact that virtually every animation shot in the sequence is repeated at least once, sometimes with the aid of an optical zoom to change the composition.

The big scorpion appears and kills all the smaller ones. It is later confirmed that this scorpion is the only one left alive. The army uses a truck filled with raw sides of  beef to lure the scorpion to a bullring, where they intend to kill it with an electrode shot into its throat weak point.

The scorpion appears and battles the army in the ring. The battle is fast and furious, and much more involved than anything Harryhausen would do in, say, 20 Million Miles to Earth.

But once again, there are only a few shots, which are stretched by being repeated. It’s up to Hank to save the day, which he does by firing the electrode into the scorpion’s weak point, killing it. And almost immediately after the scorpion dies, Hank and Teresa are taking off to have some quick victory sex (at least, that’s what it looks like).

So once again, as with The Son of Kong, we’re presented with a film which is not very good. For all the fact that it’s about giant scorpions emerging from the earth to kill people, it’s mostly pretty dull. And while the animation effects are impressive, they are leavened by way too many close-ups of that drooling half-human scorpion face.

But as with The Son of Kong, the remarkable thing about The Black Scorpion is that it was made at all. Pete Peterson, the animator, was fighting multiple sclerosis at the time. By the time the two worked together for the last time on The Giant Behemoth two years later, the pain was so bad that he could not stand upright. All the miniatures had to be built low to the ground that Peterson could animate sitting down. Making stop-motion animated effects that quickly and cheaply is amazing; doing it while dealing with debilitating pain is even more so.

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Not like I can put it back on.

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